What are the most impressive answers given by Cortana?

I recently got cortana on my laptop and I spent quite some time talking to her.

Here are some of her witty replies :

1)Do you like me ?

2)You suck

3)Do you like quora ?

4)Where do you live ?

5)What's your favourite food ?

6)Let's play a game : Cortana can play a guess the movie game with you

7)I'm angry

8)What do you eat ?

9)I'm bored with you

10)Are you sad ?

11)Are you married ?

12)Tell me you love me

13)Are you smarter than me ?

14)You're not working properly

15)Do you know my name